Urmarind blogu’ lui Ionel azidimineata am vazut un topic foarte amuzant, cum cineva incercase sa ii fure idul Steam (consola jocurilor originale de la Valve). Intrucat in comunitatea jucatorilor de Counter-Strike (si nu numai) sunt multi ratati care n-au din ce altceva sa traiasca, multi dintre ei recurg la asemenea lucruri idioate precum “furtul de conturi de steam”. M-a distrat foarte tare sa citesc toata conversatia pe care a avut-o Ionel cu ratatul ala (ratat pe care intamplator il cunoscusem si eu cu mult timp in urma pe anumite servere) si de cum am terminat-o de citit mi-a venit o idee: ce-ar fi daca i-as da add in lista sa vad ce am de castigat si eu! (si recunosc, sa-mi bat si putin joc de mintea lui ingusta)

Inainte sa cititi conversatia mea, va rog uitati-va la ce a vorbit Ionel cu el pe steam.

Urmatorul moment e pura comedie (umana):

Never tell your password to anyone.

NERV / cxs.ro: hello
Activation On-Line: yoau are the lucky winner to get a steam gold account
NERV / cxs.ro: who are you?
Activation On-Line: im working for steam?
NERV / cxs.ro: wow
NERV / cxs.ro: i cant believe
NERV / cxs.ro: but.. how is this possible?
NERV / cxs.ro: shouldn’t i have been notified by email of this already?
Activation On-Line: no
Activation On-Line: its a silent contest
NERV / cxs.ro: wow!!1 this is amazing.
NERV / cxs.ro: so what is steam gold account?
Activation On-Line: you get all steam games
NERV / cxs.ro: omg!!
NERV / cxs.ro: thats a lot of games…
Activation On-Line: yes
NERV / cxs.ro: you mean, all the series?
Activation On-Line: yes
NERV / cxs.ro: dod , hl , everything?
Activation On-Line: yes everything
NERV / cxs.ro: including the new Spore?
Activation On-Line: yes! you get all
NERV / cxs.ro: i can’t believe!! i must be so lucky!!
Activation On-Line: you are, it was from our intire database of id
NERV / cxs.ro: awh, you mean from the entire* database of ids*
Activation On-Line: yes
Activation On-Line: first i’ll need your steam id
NERV / cxs.ro: what’s a steam id ?
Activation On-Line: your accpunt
NERV / cxs.ro: bunghole@yahoo.com
Activation On-Line: your account please
Activation On-Line: thats your mail
NERV / cxs.ro: yes, that is my email account.
Activation On-Line: i want steam account
NERV / cxs.ro: excuse me, i don’t follow
NERV / cxs.ro: NERV / cxs.ro ?
Activation On-Line: thats your nickname
Activation On-Line: please give me steam id
NERV / cxs.ro: why?
NERV / cxs.ro: what do you need it for?
Activation On-Line: so i can give you all the games on your account
NERV / cxs.ro: well can’t you just give them to me?
Activation On-Line: so i can insert a cd key on your account
Activation On-Line: give me you steam id
NERV / cxs.ro: give me the cd hey
NERV / cxs.ro: and i will insert it myself :D
Activation On-Line: thats not possible
NERV / cxs.ro: why? :(
Activation On-Line: this is the proceidure
NERV / cxs.ro: what procedure*?
Activation On-Line: the procedure involving the transfer of games
NERV / cxs.ro: you guys have a strange way of dealing with things.
Activation On-Line: its the safest metod
NERV / cxs.ro: apparently not…
NERV / cxs.ro: hey, are you from steam?
Activation On-Line: yes
NERV / cxs.ro: how can i be sure of that?
Activation On-Line: i work for steam
NERV / cxs.ro: ok ok, sorry, i believe you
NERV / cxs.ro: but i have a question for you.
Activation On-Line: of course
NERV / cxs.ro: tell me, why did you made those crappy ass bullshit toys of plush that you call companion cubes?
Activation On-Line: say what
Activation On-Line: man are u giving me your steam id ??sa i can continue with the transaction
NERV / csx.ro: you’ve got a little misspelling there, again.
Activation On-Line: youre makin me angry
NERV / cxs.ro: i bet i do..
NERV / cxs.ro: so what about the Companion Cube?
Activation On-Line: what about it?
NERV / cxs.ro: well.. you made the lamest toy ever for the coolest game ever! I want to know why!!!
Activation On-Line: its not my fault
NERV / cxs.ro: well you’re from steam, aren’t you?
Activation On-Line: yes
NERV / cxs.ro: i’m sure thats gotta be your fault.
Activation On-Line: its my bosses fault
NERV / cxs.ro: well in that case, could please you send him a message from me?
Activation On-Line: i dont know if i can do that
NERV / cxs.ro: awh, come on! i won “gold steam”, he has to get this from me!
Activation On-Line: ok, what message?
NERV / cxs.ro: just tell him that: “NERV a zis ca esti cel mai spart copil orfan din lume si sa te duci in familia matii de ratat!”
Activation On-Line: what???
NERV / cxs.ro: JEEET!!! copil orfan ce esti
NERV / cxs.ro: H@H@H@H@
Activation On-Line: i dont understand it
Activation On-Line: :|
NERV / cxs.ro: and you never will
NERV / cxs.ro: te-ai dat pe conturi mai nou nu? =)
NERV / cxs.ro: auzi la el, “i’ll need ur steam id”, ai invatat si tu engleza ba fraere si gata furi conturi?
NERV / cxs.ro: am aflat de la dahaka! copil pocnit in cap ce esti, du-te sa vrajesti pe aia asa prosti ca tine cu cacaturile astea
NERV / cxs.ro: =))
NERV / cxs.ro: : defapt, mai bine du-te la cersit inaptule!
NERV / cxs.ro: :* hai pa, mersi de conversatie ratatule

Activation On-Line is now Offline.

trageti si voi concluziile, eu nu mai pot comenta nimic!